Melbourne five piece Join The Amish bring their brand of humour-laden crossover / thrash / hardcore punk to Sydney for the first time on Friday 18th July at the Valve Bar. Featuring former members of The Abandonment, Shallow Grave, Mid Youth Crisis and One Inch Punch, they’ll be belatedly launching their ‘The Rumspringa Diaries‘ 12″ which came out last year. Joining them will be locals Disintegrator, Inebrious Bastard, Jxckxlz and Hacked To Chunks. The following night, Saturday 19th July, they play at The Factory Floor in Marrickville as part of the launch of Unbelievably Bad Zine – Issue #13, an issue dedicated to the Hard-Ons – who are celebrating their 30th anniversary. The zine comes with an exclusive Hard-Ons flexi-disc. The night’s entertainment also includes the Hard-Ons, The Vee Bees, Hostile Objects, Chinese Burns Unit, White Knuckle Fever and Meat Cake. Listen to, and purchase ‘The Rumspringa Diaries‘ [Here].